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Arnie Bernstein's avatar

What makes this such great comedy is that it's so spot on. Plus "a therapy fish" made me snort.

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Jason Howell Hamilton's avatar

Nice choice with the last line.

(The rest was good too. Very fun read.)

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Diane's avatar

I have thought that if I ever get a book published, I would plant it on bookstore shelves when no one was looking. So glad to hear that's normal!

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Leo Jenkins's avatar

I do this every time i am in an airport bookstore.

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Gioia's avatar

This is seriously funny! Love the idea of a therapy fish; actually I think acquariums full of fish have the affect of lowering human blood pressure. But are Oreos really vegan?

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paper clip's avatar

i was told, by someone observing kosher, that Oreos were made with lard. accordingly she ate Hydrox. but the google says the lard was removed from Oreo in the 1990s. further, however, Hydrox changed its formula, removing high fructose corn syrup and substituting cane sugar. i think that's the direction i would go. if i could eat them, which i can't.

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Staci Greason's avatar

There is no known remedy😊

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