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Frank Edwards's avatar

Love them! "You're hallucinating again," John said, acidly.

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BeverlyRose's avatar

"I'll admit, I snorted at a few of these," she said sloppily.

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J.B. 's avatar

“‘I Want Candy’ is my favorite Halloween song,” she smiled sweetly.

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Rita Dragonette's avatar

“Thanks,” I said, gratefully.

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Barbara Shoup's avatar

These are great! A much needed moment of humor.

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David Long's avatar

Here are a few of my coinage (years ago):

"I guess I'll serve that scallopini again tonight," he revealed.

"Look how good I can throw my knife," he mumbled to Peg.

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J.B. 's avatar

“Don’t use braids anymore!” she brayed!

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tjaffe's avatar

"Thank you," she said graciously.

"The off-key trumpets were making my ears bleed," he said sharply.

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R.L. Maizes's avatar

So great. Thank you.

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